Alphabet
Some of these are traditional. Others are by me, Powerfrau 99 or Blue Paper Cup. More complete lists aren't hard to find. These are what we were able to come up without checking them.
- A for Ism
- B for Breakfast
- C for Miles
- D for Mation
- E
- F for Vescent
- G for Says
- H
- I for Tower
- J
- K
- L for Leather
- M for Sis
- N for Ents
- O for Weight
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T for Two
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z

comment by i o n:
U for Ia
comment by Tim Pierce:
E for Madness (also E for Net) P for Dam R for Conan Doyle
comment by Sebbo:
E for Madness made me laugh out loud when I got it. I'm not getting P for Dam.
I think you could learn a lot about someone's accent by the puns they consider reasonable...
comment by bluepapercup:
Beaver Dam!